I heard we made out
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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