Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
