The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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