Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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