how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My feet surprised me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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