Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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