Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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