Your tits are I can't wait for
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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