what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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