Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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