I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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