Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize