when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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