I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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