There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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