Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
