woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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