More tranny stories later!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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