Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize