i would punch a child for taco bell
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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