I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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