I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats