ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming