how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She's allergic to latex.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.