Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.