week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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