I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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