i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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