Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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