I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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