It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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