Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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