How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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