Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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