what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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