apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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