Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
