I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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