im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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