She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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