That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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