You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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