Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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