My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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