Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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