he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You ate ashes out of my bong
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