Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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