You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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