her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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