she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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