so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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