quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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