My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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