Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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