All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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