Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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