I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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